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John Collins

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Hot fileJohn Collins Grabs Dillon Brooks by Throat, Immediately Becomes Most Popular Player in NBA
Satirical sports-photo confrontation with a Detroit player grabbing a Phoenix player as referees and teammates rush in.
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John Collins Grabs Dillon Brooks by Throat, Immediately Becomes Most Popular Player in NBA

One preseason altercation has produced the fastest approval-rating spike of the season.

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