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Reporters, insiders, podcasters, anonymous executives and everyone racing to report the same transaction 11 seconds first.

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Anthony Edwards Welcomes LaMelo Ball to Minnesota, Immediately Refuses to Let Him Drive

Minnesota’s new backcourt is already clicking, provided nobody asks Anthony Edwards to get in the passenger seat.

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Stephen A. Smith Begins Segment at Normal Volume, Producers Immediately Check Microphones

ESPN staff briefly feared a technical emergency after Stephen A. opened with what witnesses described as an indoor voice.

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NBA Analyst Announces Bold Offseason Prediction, Plans To Delete It By November

The prediction is fearless, definitive and safely scheduled to disappear before anyone starts checking receipts.