ONE OF THOSE GAMES

Impossible shooting, bizarre endings and nights when basketball stops making sense sometime around halftime.

ONE OF THOSE GAMES

Pacers Welcome Tyrese Haliburton Back by Immediately Resuming Basketball at Unsafe Speeds

Indiana promised to ease Haliburton back in, then completed three possessions before the sentence was finished.

ONE OF THOSE GAMES

Rockets Add Marcus Smart to Practice, Accidentally Invent Full-Contact Basketball

Houston’s first scrimmage ended with everyone committing a foul at the same time and nobody willing to call it.

ONE OF THOSE GAMES

Knicks Finally Win Title, Immediately Price Mayor of New York Out of Building

After a 53-year wait, New York has achieved the rare championship celebration even City Hall may need financing to attend.