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NBA myths, legendary beefs, curses and stories fans have repeated so often they are now basically constitutional law.

$Satirical editorial image of current Boston Celtics players in a team meeting while staff present fraction-number jerseys like 1/2, 3.5, 7 1/4 and 11.5.$

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Celtics Confirm Future Players May Soon Be Required to Wear Fractions

Boston has retired so many numbers that team meetings now reportedly include decimals, fractions and mild panic.

Satirical basketball fan presenting increasingly absurd criteria during a GOAT debate.

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Basketball Fan Solves GOAT Debate By Introducing Completely New Criteria Halfway Through Argument

The newly discovered category happens to favor the player he supported before the discussion began.