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Trade Wire

Trade calls, packages, rumors, matching salary, preferred destinations, and everyone being available for the right price.

Satirical Brooklyn Nets planning session with players surrounding a rebuild whiteboard full of increasingly uncertain steps.

SOURCES SAY

SOURCES: Nets Believe Julius Randle and Michael Porter Jr. Could Accelerate Rebuild to Slightly Faster Rebuild

Brooklyn has reached the exciting stage of the rebuild where everyone agrees to see what happens.

Satirical Memphis locker-room scene showing a recently waived veteran guard sitting among packed boxes and luggage while roster spots remain full.

BENCH MOB

Grizzlies Solve Crowded Roster by Remembering They Are Allowed to Waive People

Memphis discovers a remarkably efficient way to turn 19 standard contracts into slightly fewer standard contracts.

Satirical Raptors contract-signing scene with Kawhi Leonard at the table, relaxed Toronto executives and exhausted Clippers staff delivering a huge stack of completed background-check files.

FREE AGENCY ACTIVITIES

Raptors Commit $115 Million to Kawhi After Determining Clippers Already Completed Background Check

Toronto reviewed the Clippers’ completed investigation files, nodded twice and decided there was no reason to do the same work again.