MILWAUKEE — Kon Knueppel returned home this offseason expecting a quiet opportunity to work on his game, only to discover the Knueppel family basketball operation has apparently entered full-scale production.
Waiting for him at the family court were younger brothers Kager, Kinston, Kash and Kidman, all reportedly somewhere between “promising prospect” and “another Knueppel NBA scouts will eventually have to learn how to spell.”
The brothers regularly train at the Konplex, the family’s home court named after their father, Big Kon, because apparently simply having five basketball-playing sons named Kon, Kager, Kinston, Kash and Kidman was not enough branding.
Sources say Kon attempted to conduct a normal workout before realizing every available rebounder was genetically related to him.
“They just keep coming,” one scout said while quietly creating four new folders.
The family sessions reportedly feature shooting drills, one-on-one games and lengthy debates over which Knueppel currently owns the Knueppel household scouting report.
NBA executives are already monitoring the situation, with several teams believed to have requested future draft rights to whichever brother develops next.
Big Kon, meanwhile, reportedly remains pleased with the operation and has no plans to stop production.
League officials have not confirmed rumors of additional Knueppels.
Scouts have nevertheless been advised to keep several roster spots open through 2035.
