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GAME NIGHT · THE MORNING AFTERDAILY RECAP

Six Games. One Impossible Three. One Citywide Embiid Panic.

Last night’s NBA, irresponsibly summarized — every final score, the useful context and the part everyone will actually remember.

By Flagrant Desk StaffPrevious night: 2026-10-08
01

Kings 110, Lakers 114

Luka hit a one-legged three from the edge of acceptable basketball geography, added a technical foul and completed the full Luka box score.

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02

76ers 108, Nets 114

Joel Embiid hit the floor in a scary collision and Philadelphia briefly aged seven years before discovering he was okay.

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03

Pelicans 118, Heat 128

Miami scored 128 in preseason, which Heat Culture has already entered into evidence as legally binding.

04

Wizards 111, Knicks 109

New York lost by two to Washington, giving the timeline enough material to cancel and restart the season before breakfast.

05

Hawks 123, Spurs 116

Atlanta scored 123 while preseason defense continued operating on an optional-participation basis.

06

Celtics 124, Cavaliers 113

Boston won again, forcing Joe Mazzulla to remind everyone that positive vibes remain a temporary privilege.

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