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Matas Buzelis

Matas Buzelis stories, basketball nonsense and other necessary filings.

Satirical Bulls scene showing rookie Caleb Wilson surrounded by teammates and staff while an overwhelming stack of franchise expectations is placed in front of him.

ROOKIE DUTIES

Bulls Ask Caleb Wilson to Help Fix Franchise, Clarify They Don’t Mean Immediately But Also Kind of Do

Chicago promises its new rookie there is no pressure beyond helping make the Bulls good again.

Satirical editorial image of Chicago basketball players and coaches nervously studying an Eastern Conference bracket in a dark strategy room.

ROSTER CONSTRUCTION

Bulls Study Eastern Conference Bracket, Quietly Ask If Rebuilding Teams Are Allowed to Be Interesting

Chicago prepared for patient development and is now investigating reports that fans may accidentally enjoy the season.