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Chicago Bulls

Chicago basketball and its ongoing relationship with the middle.

Satirical Bulls practice scene showing Buddy Hield sitting beside a literal stack of cash occupying its own bench seat.

TRADE MACHINE CRIMES

Chicago Acquires Buddy Hield and Cash, Plans to Give Cash Meaningful Bench Minutes

The Bulls say both incoming assets will have a chance to earn rotation time, though Cash may already have the cleaner positional fit.

Satirical Bulls scene showing rookie Caleb Wilson surrounded by teammates and staff while an overwhelming stack of franchise expectations is placed in front of him.

ROOKIE DUTIES

Bulls Ask Caleb Wilson to Help Fix Franchise, Clarify They Don’t Mean Immediately But Also Kind of Do

Chicago promises its new rookie there is no pressure beyond helping make the Bulls good again.

Satirical editorial image of Chicago basketball players and coaches nervously studying an Eastern Conference bracket in a dark strategy room.

ROSTER CONSTRUCTION

Bulls Study Eastern Conference Bracket, Quietly Ask If Rebuilding Teams Are Allowed to Be Interesting

Chicago prepared for patient development and is now investigating reports that fans may accidentally enjoy the season.