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Noah Clowney

Noah Clowney stories, basketball nonsense and other necessary filings.

Satirical Brooklyn Nets planning session with players surrounding a rebuild whiteboard full of increasingly uncertain steps.

SOURCES SAY

SOURCES: Nets Believe Julius Randle and Michael Porter Jr. Could Accelerate Rebuild to Slightly Faster Rebuild

Brooklyn has reached the exciting stage of the rebuild where everyone agrees to see what happens.

Satirical editorial image of Brooklyn basketball players and executives presenting a completely blank whiteboard during a future-planning meeting.

ROSTER CONSTRUCTION

Nets Introduce Julius Randle and Michael Porter Jr. to Five-Year Plan, Notice Whiteboard Is Still Blank

Brooklyn unveiled the future Thursday. The future has excellent dry-erase potential.