HOOPS SCIENCE
Hornets Discover Both Kon Knueppel and Grant Williams Have Hamstrings, Immediately Lose Access to Them
Charlotte’s preseason plan has been updated to include locating everyone else’s hamstrings before anything happens to those too.
MEDICAL
HOOPS SCIENCE
Study Finds Zion Williamson’s Offseason Transformation Has Now Become Annual Scientific Event
Researchers say the yearly cycle of gym photos, body-composition analysis and ‘best shape of his life’ reports is now predictable enough to chart.