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Jayson Tatum

Jayson Tatum stories, basketball nonsense and other necessary filings.

$Satirical editorial image of current Boston Celtics players in a team meeting while staff present fraction-number jerseys like 1/2, 3.5, 7 1/4 and 11.5.$

LEAGUE LORE

Celtics Confirm Future Players May Soon Be Required to Wear Fractions

Boston has retired so many numbers that team meetings now reportedly include decimals, fractions and mild panic.

Satirical editorial image of Jayson Tatum carrying exactly six basketballs during a Boston practice while coaches look on.

SUPERSTAR CORNER

Celtics Ask Jayson Tatum to Carry Slightly More After Jaylen Brown Trade, Hand Him Six Basketballs

Boston insists Tatum’s job is basically unchanged, provided he can score, create, rebound and carry several objects at once.