PRESS ROW
Anthony Edwards Welcomes LaMelo Ball to Minnesota, Immediately Refuses to Let Him Drive
Minnesota’s new backcourt is already clicking, provided nobody asks Anthony Edwards to get in the passenger seat.
NBA Media
Reporters, insiders, analysts, podcasts, debate shows, hot takes, anonymous sources, and information moving faster than context.
PRESS ROW
Stephen A. Smith Begins Segment at Normal Volume, Producers Immediately Check Microphones
ESPN staff briefly feared a technical emergency after Stephen A. opened with what witnesses described as an indoor voice.
ON AIR
ESPN Successfully Completes Annual ‘Make Everyone Angry in a Different Way’ Rankings
Every fanbase has found a different place on the list to take personally.
ADDED TO THE BAG
NBA Media Day Begins Annual Tradition of Every Player Being in the Best Shape of His Life
Across the league, players have simultaneously added muscle, lost weight, improved their jumpers and discovered previously unknown levels of maturity.
ON AIR
Offseason Debate Show Asks Whether Current Superstar Could Survive Era In Which Television Was Square
With no games to debate, television turns to the most important question in basketball: could modern stars survive standard-definition footage?
PRESS ROW
NBA Analyst Announces Bold Offseason Prediction, Plans To Delete It By November
The prediction is fearless, definitive and safely scheduled to disappear before anyone starts checking receipts.