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LA Clippers

Clippers coverage, pending re-evaluation.

Satirical Raptors contract-signing scene with Kawhi Leonard at the table, relaxed Toronto executives and exhausted Clippers staff delivering a huge stack of completed background-check files.

FREE AGENCY ACTIVITIES

Raptors Commit $115 Million to Kawhi After Determining Clippers Already Completed Background Check

Toronto reviewed the Clippers’ completed investigation files, nodded twice and decided there was no reason to do the same work again.

Satirical late-night arena image for a 2:17 a.m. Clippers-Wizards game.

THE FORMAT LAB

NBA Schedules Clippers-Wizards Game At 2:17 A.M. To Reach Previously Untapped Insomniac Market

League research identified millions of potential viewers currently awake for no good reason.