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Dallas Mavericks

Dallas basketball and the occasional timeline disturbance.

Satirical Mavericks locker-room image showing Dwight Powell from behind as he sits in front of a visual timeline of multiple Dallas roster eras.

ROSTER CONSTRUCTION

Dwight Powell Re-Signs With Dallas After Once Again Outlasting Everyone Mavericks Were Supposed to Build Around

Dallas has changed stars, coaches, front offices and entire timelines. Dwight Powell has apparently decided to remain.

Satirical scene of angry NBA fans in different team jerseys reacting to a smiling sports television anchor in their living room.

ON AIR

ESPN Successfully Completes Annual ‘Make Everyone Angry in a Different Way’ Rankings

Every fanbase has found a different place on the list to take personally.

Satirical editorial image of Cooper Flagg from behind in a Dallas strategy room, studying projections while executives expect him to fix the franchise.

ROSTER CONSTRUCTION

Mavericks Ask Cooper Flagg to Fix Entire Franchise After Successful Rookie Season

Dallas says it is not putting too much pressure on the young star, aside from handing him responsibility for basically everything.