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Officials Begin Preseason Debate Over Whether Standing Near Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Counts As Marginal Contact
Referees are working out how close a defender may stand before everyone starts looking at the whistle.
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Referee Training Camp Includes New Drill Where 12 Players Yell At You Simultaneously
Officials practice the most realistic situation in basketball: making one call and immediately explaining it to everybody at once.
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NBA Rule Committee Spends Four Hours Defining “Marginal,” Ends Meeting With “You Know It When You See It”
After four hours, dozens of clips and several cups of coffee, the league produces the clearest standard possible: vibes.
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NBA Announces New Flopping Test Requiring Player To Remain Airborne At Least Three Seconds After Contact
The league hopes measurable hang time will finally distinguish embellishment from ordinary theatrical suffering.
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Guard Successfully Draws Foul From Defender Standing In Different Zip Code
Officials determined the defender’s general defensive intent created sufficient contact in spirit.
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Referee Issues Technical Foul After Player Looks At Him With “Unnecessary Understanding Of What Just Happened”
The league says players may disagree with calls but should avoid appearing too certain about why.
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NBA Replay Center Confirms 14-Minute Review Successfully Determined Call Was Still Kind Of Unclear
Officials examined nine camera angles before reaching the same emotional state as everyone watching live.
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Star Scores 38 Points On Six Made Field Goals, Insists “Buckets Are Buckets”
The stat line included 24 free throws, six field goals, and one extremely productive relationship with the whistle.
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League Defines Marginal Contact As Whatever Happened On The Possession You’re Currently Angry About
A new clarification finally gives fans a consistent framework for remaining furious.