Player File · TOR · #2

Kawhi Leonard

Basketball updates, re-evaluations and extremely quiet plot twists.

FREE AGENCY ACTIVITIES

Raptors Commit $115 Million to Kawhi After Determining Clippers Already Completed Background Check

Toronto reviewed the Clippers’ completed investigation files, nodded twice and decided there was no reason to do the same work again.

Satirical Raptors practice-facility scene with Kawhi Leonard standing stoically while staff enthusiastically point out different areas of the building.

SUPERSTAR CORNER

Raptors Spend First Practice Reminding Kawhi Where Everything Is

Toronto’s reunion began with a detailed facility tour, an updated Wi-Fi password and several reminders that the basket is still in roughly the same place.

Satirical realistic image of Kawhi Leonard returning to Toronto as Raptors fans welcome him back beside championship imagery.

FREE AGENCY ACTIVITIES

Kawhi Leonard Returns To Toronto After Seven-Year Side Quest, Raptors Fans Agree None Of The Other Stuff Counts

Toronto has restored its preferred timeline: 2019 happened, then everyone took an unusually long commercial break.