THE CHEAP SEATS

Fans, rivalries, impossible expectations and completely rational discussions about firing everyone after two losses.

THE CHEAP SEATS

Two Fanbases Enter Fourth Consecutive Day Of Argument Neither Side Can Remember Starting

The dispute has expanded to championships, attendance, city quality, weather, and several unrelated draft picks.

THE CHEAP SEATS

Fan Announces “I’ve Seen Enough” 3 Minutes And 42 Seconds Into Rookie’s First Preseason Game

The rookie completed one jumper, one assist, and enough basketball to settle the franchise’s next decade.