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Cavaliers Scientists Confirm Donovan Mitchell and James Harden Can Both Have the Ball, Just Not at Same Time
Cleveland researchers made the breakthrough after months of work and one uncomfortable review of the rulebook.
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Metrics, models, percentages and increasingly sophisticated ways to prove the player you already liked is good.
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Suns Put Devin Booker in Laboratory, Attempt to Engineer Fifth Completely Different Supporting Cast
Phoenix believes the latest experiment may finally create roster stability, pending the next trade rumor.
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New Advanced Metric Finally Confirms Player You Already Liked Is Extremely Good
Researchers say the formula has achieved the highest standard in basketball analytics: agreement with your existing opinion.
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NBA Analytics Department Discovers Teams Score More Efficiently When Ball Goes In Basket
The finding could reshape offensive strategy if coaches can successfully implement the difficult concept.
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Researchers Develop First Reliable Aura Metric, Immediately Rank Bench Player 11th In NBA
The proprietary model measures confidence, walk-up music, camera presence, and unexplained group-chat influence.