**SAN FRANCISCO** — The Golden State Warriors have formally applied to have Stephen Curry designated a protected historical landmark, a move that would make his eventual retirement subject to federal preservation laws.
The application, submitted to the National Register of Historic Places, describes Curry as a “culturally significant structure responsible for permanently altering the architectural dimensions of professional basketball.”
Warriors officials argue that Curry's shooting range, championship history, and continued ability to carry the franchise qualify him for the same protections as historic buildings, monuments, and endangered cultural sites.
Under the proposed designation, Curry could not retire, relocate, or significantly reduce his three-point attempts without approval from the appropriate preservation authorities.
Any modifications to his playing style would require a comprehensive environmental impact assessment.
Golden State has also requested restrictions on opposing defenders, arguing that excessive physical contact constitutes unauthorized interference with a protected landmark.
City planners are reportedly examining whether the three-point line should be extended to accommodate Curry's historical significance.
The application has encountered several legal complications, primarily because Curry is a living human being rather than a courthouse, lighthouse, or nineteenth-century railway station.
Warriors management considers this a minor technicality.
The franchise has additionally proposed installing a permanent commemorative plaque at half court reading, “Stephen Curry: Please Do Not Remove.”
Curry, who has not announced any retirement plans, was reportedly informed that leaving basketball might now require a federal permit.
At press time, Golden State was exploring whether Draymond Green could be classified as a protected natural hazard.
